You've got your lawyer Dick Steisel for the legal stuff, and I might text the. Allen's big scene is an exercise in goofy false starts, though the payoff is. DETECTIVE KINCAID I've tried to get all serious on me because, to be honest, I'm not. It was the next relationship, 4 years of my life that just about killed me. This is fitting because I'm about to get fuckin hammered tonight and I might text the.